Okay, so this last week was more than interesting and wins the award for hosting the LONGEST DAY of my life! What was originally supposed to be a simple 3 hour drive to a remote village outreach turned into nearly 10 HOURS of endless driving on dirt roads exploring all kinds of small stranged named west African villages that I really hope to never see ever again. Our first mistake (and most deffinately the last one of its kind) was taking a local "navigator" - something that is almost an ironic statement in itself. They say here that in Africa you can't get lost....... HA!!! - soooo not true!So here's the "how to" on getting lost in West Africa: Step one - When heading to a remote village, make sure to take someone with you who barely speaks French. Step two - ALWAYS assume he knows the way to his home village, I mean, why not - he only grew up there his entire life. Step three - Don't ask, "Soooo are you sure this is the right road" until you've driven half way accross the country and see a stop sign with a crossing paved road. Step four - AFTER admitting that he has ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE where you are at, ask him for further directions including the following - "sooo, at this Y in the road, should we go right or left?" (he said "yes" - so of course we went that way......for nearly 80 WRONGLY DIRECTED km.) or this one "soooo, you recognize this village riiiiiight?" (of course he's gonna say "ya sure" I mean don't ALL west African villages look totally unique?!?!?!) and my personal fav. "heh, we've been driving for over 4 hours now - is it much further?" (oh yes - it was much, much further - in the EXACT OPPOSITE direction that we were headed)
All that said - it is nearly impossible to get lost in West Africa- the catch: DO NOT take someone with you and instead simply ask people along side of the road where to turn next - cause those are the people who live there and know what they're talking about.










